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9 yentas snooping
![LAUREN: I’m being taken out tonight. DANIEL: Well in that case I’ll open the drapes and give the gunman a cleaner shot. [SFX: ‘Come on get happy’ instead of the doorbell] [Lauren starts dancing.] DANIEL: That’s cute. What the hell was that? There’s a band at the door.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln1gm3cOd81qa7dxao1_500.gif)
LAUREN: I’m being taken out tonight.
DANIEL: Well in that case I’ll open the drapes and give the gunman a cleaner shot.
[SFX: ‘Come on get happy’ instead of the doorbell]
[Lauren starts dancing.]
DANIEL: That’s cute. What the hell was that? There’s a band at the door.
LAUREN: Niles! They saw us! No. No. No. No, look, what does it matter where? The important thing is when you get back, I wanna fuck you in an aluminum shed at Home Depot.
LAUREN: Me marry you, puhlease!You are a pathetic excuse for a man!
DANIEL: Ditto! But at least I know when it’s over. You are going to spend the rest of your life—shit.
LAUREN: So, NYPD Blue… ah, fuck me.
- Welllll, I’m feeling a little tired, I think I’ll retire. Congratulations again, sir.
- Well I’ve had a loooooong day too, and I have all that publicity to get rolling tomorrow. I’ll see you in the morning!
- Good morning, Max. Frannie, don’t you look pretty today!
- BABIES BABIES BABIES BABIES!
- Miss Babcock, aren’t you in a good mood? What got into you?
- Hello, hello!
- CC, I thought you uh, resigned last night?
- Oh, can a girl have a change of heart?
- I think a change of clothes would do you better. Aren’t you wearing the same thing you wore yesterday?
- Um. Yes. Whenever I find something I love I buy two and wear it the next day. Haven’t you ever noticed?
- No!
- WELL, GET USED TO IT, IT’S GONNA START HAPPENING A LOT.
#meanwhile niles is being too sexy for his watercan on the terrace
(Source: redgraves)
- I’M
- TOO SEXY FOR MY APRON
- TOO SEXY FOR MY BAGEL CUTTER
- TOO SEXY FOR MY SUB-ZERO
- TOO SEX— [CATCHES FRAN AND MAXWELL STARING AT HIM]
- I, UH, I COULDN’T SLEEP, I WAS… UH…
- TOO SEXY?
- Oh, Niles. I know what’s troubling you. You’re probably all torn up, you know, about resigning.
- Buuuuuut judging from the smile on your banana, I’m guessing you decided to stay?
- Um. Yah.
- Niles, you’ve got an armful of toppings there, don’t you need something to put all that on?
- I HAVE SOMETHING IN MY ROOM.
season three episode twelve the kibbutz
